Abstinence-Only in Florida

Kudos to Amelia for sending this gem to me. Because of their abstinence-only sex education program Teens in Florida believe that drinking bleach will prevent you from getting HIV and that drinking the magical viscous fluid "Mountain Dew" or smoking pot will prevent you from getting pregnant. You can read the article here.

Which brings me to my next point that people in Florida should abstain from having sex simply because they are dumb. Not only do they live in a severe hurricane zone that is full of crocodiles and can't seem to vote without cheating, but they put dumb legal shit on their websites.

Like this: "Copyright 2008 by Internet Broadcasting Systems and Local6.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed."

If they do not give permission for the article to be "published", "broadcast" or "redistributed" then why do they have a links to email and post the article to newsvine, delicious, digg, facebook and reddit. Not to mention the fact that the story comes from the Associated Press and was posted before April 2nd. You can read a better version here.

Anyway I'm going exercise my right to fair use. Suckas!