New Miracle Weightloss Diet!

So now that Easter is finally over and everyone has gained about 10lbs from eating too many Cadbury Creme Eggs. Its time for you to lose some weight! Now there are several ways to do this. You could simply not eat. Probably not an option for most people unless you are from a third world country or are an experienced yogi. You could run 10 miles a day. If you can run 10 miles a day you probably aren't fat. Or you could simply wear your sunglasses... Well they have to be blue tinted of course. Studies show that blue food is unappetizing. So in theory if you wear a pair of blue sunglasses whilst eating it will trick your brain into not wanting to eat it. Of course this wouldn't work in anything yellow like Twinkies. Although a green Twinkie sounds pretty nasty... Of course you will need to order your glasses from Japan because they are the only ones weird enough to sell them..